I wouldn’t let my baby play with an ape, but it’s still pretty cute. Full story here.
«SHEEEEEEEIT by dunkr.
Also, this is the 500th post at Tumble. Sheeeeeeit.
« »Cotton jersey dresses. ‘Cause you want your outfit to say “I’m pregnant” from the front and “Impregnate me” from the back.–AinsleyofAttack
« »Primary School headmistress hides children from paedophile menace, using smiley faces.
« »Howl, rewritten for MetaFilter
# funny, ginsberg, metafilter, poetry
From a brilliant game of ‘guess the album from an MS Paint version‘ at Optimo (Echatio).
« »april hates u, makes lilacs, u no can has. april in ur memoriez, making ur desire. spring rain in ur dull rootzes.–yep, it’s The Waste Land translated into LOLCATS pidgin.
« »I got a serious case of the giggles when I saw this snap over at Future Perfect (a reliably fascinating weblog).
« »Peculiar response to child-growth by returning pilot. Click on the thumbnail to view full-size.
# baby, cannibalism, funny, silly
If meat is murder, does that make Quorn wasting police time?–Armando Iannucci.
« »Pete Doherty and the KLF — The Samaritans have today recruited 600 extra staff to deal with an expected surge in calls as troubled fans come to terms with today’s revelations about rocker and teen icon Pete Doherty. In a surprise press conference today, the men behind Doherty’s career reveled themselves – and admitted that the Libertines, Babyshambles, the tales of drug use, the armed robberies and the affair with supermodel Kate Moss have all been part of one of the largest hoaxes in British history. The men behind the scandal – Bill Drummond and Jimmy Cauty…
« »Maothowie by optovox. The only way to settle questions of an ideological nature or controversial issues among the people is by the democratic method, the method of discussion, of criticism, of persuasion and education, and not by the method of coercion or repression. — Chairman Mao, not talking about MetaTalk.
# funny, mao, metafilter
Gerard Removers, originally uploaded by Gerard.
This is very funny indeed if you have a friend called Gerard. Though it gives him the fear.
« »I wish him the best, I really do. I just think he and Microsoft are a bit narrow. He’d be a broader guy if he had dropped acid once or gone off to an ashram when he was younger. — Steve Jobs
« »@rchers @narchists. The Archers are real – there is no cast. I believe, I believe.
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