Cotton jersey dresses. ‘Cause you want your outfit to say “I’m pregnant” from the front and “Impregnate me” from the back.–AinsleyofAttack

I’m slightly disturbed by how happy wearing this sweatshirt makes me! I got it from Blue In Green, who come highly recommended.

King Weave by YMC. You just poke the buckle bit through the weave, so for the first time in my life, I didn’t have to get a cobbler to punch extra holes in a new belt. I have a lot of YMC stuff. A key part of my ‘1950s geography teacher with a shady past’ look! See also: MHL.
Here’s an interview with Kerso about his trainers and clothes. (He’s a friend of a friend, and I’ve witnessed his wardrobe in the flesh–truly awe-inspiring.)
SHEMAGH WRAP INSTRUCTIONS for one of my possible halloween costumes.