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Submit Response is a weblog by Jack Mottram, a journalist who lives in Glasgow, Scotland. There are 1308 posts in the archives. You can subscribe to a feed. This post was made on July 11, 2006 and belongs in the music category. The previous post was Today’s Links (11/07/06), and the next post is Jack.

Jan Terri

Janet turned me on to Jan Terri the other day.

Terri is an ‘outsider’ musi­cian. Or, to put it another way, she writes naive-​but-​brilliant pop songs then per­forms them in a sub-​karaoke style so jaw-​droppingly bad that it beg­gars belief.

Inter­est­ingly, Terri’s work is con­ceived as a mul­ti­me­dia pack­age—she first came to the atten­tion of cit­i­zens of her home­town of Chicago by sell­ing VHS tapes of her per­for­mances while she worked as a lim­ou­sine driver—and, like her deliv­ery, these promos are spec­tac­u­larly inept.

So, what raises Terri’s work above the level of the plain old shite? Her non­cha­lance. Jan Terri knows that she is a great song­writer, Jan Terri knows that she is an attrac­tive woman, Jan Terri knows that by rights she should be top­ping the pop charts. That few of these things are true mat­ters not: Terri’s self-​belief is con­ta­gious because she hap­pily goes about her busi­ness, putting almost no effort into her per­for­mances, so sure is she that the mantle of great­ness is upon her.

Here is Jan Terri’s best song, and best video, in my view, Losing You. I’m par­tic­u­larly fond of the lit­eral visual inter­pre­ta­tion of the lyrics. And the fact that she looks like a black pud­ding in those leathers.

By way of con­trast, here is Get Down Goblin, a Hammer horror inspired Hal­loween song. At first view­ing I wor­ried that the rel­a­tively high pro­duc­tion values of this piece diluted Terri’s appeal, but the moment roughly halfway through when she appears to forget that she is being filmed is so charm­ing that I came around. Also, the scene in which Terri mimes an organ solo on a piano is, per­haps, an image that speaks more elo­quently of Terri’s genius than words ever could.

See also: Baby Blues a love song which is, quite frankly, deeply ter­ri­fy­ing, and per­haps the equal of Losing You (note that the blue-​eyed sub­ject of the song is played by a man with brown eyes). And finally, there is Little Brother, which both dar­ingly appro­pri­ates Frere Jaques and fea­tures a nod to the Shangri-​Las with its spoken intro­duc­tion. Terri also released an album, High Risk, but, sadly, I can find no trace of it on the web.

Update: it has been brought to my atten­tion that Jan Terri’s genius has been brought to the atten­tion of the head of a major record label, and that a cer­tain lupine pop star may have plans to cover Get Down Goblin—the Jan Terri revival starts here?

Posted at 6pm on 11/07/06 by Jack Mottram to the music category.
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  1. JAN

    PLEASE CON­TACT ME

    IF ANYONE KNOWS HOW TO CON­TACT JAN
    PLEASE GIVE HER MY E-MAIL

    carolsflorida@yahoo.com
    Carol - Amer­i­can Limo

    Posted by carol from american limo at 7pm on 20.01.07

  2. What IS a beggar’s belief?

    Beware the ram­pant apostrophe.

    Posted by Lupus at 12pm on 19.01.08

  3. Fixed! Thanks Lupus.

    Posted by Jack Mottram at 3pm on 19.01.08

  4. Also youtube Jour­ney To Mars…it may be her best one.

    Posted by Natalie at 11pm on 06.03.08

  5. Jan Terri is my IDOL!

    Never have my ears been so blessed as when they are hear­ing her pure genius lyri­cism and angelic purity of voice.

    Thank you for exist­ing Jan Terri.

    and also, where can I buy her songs? I can’t find her CD’s anywhere!

    Posted by Ruthie at 5am on 13.07.08

  6. heres the lerycs to loos­ing you at least They sound like it I admire jan for doing what she did and not care­ing about what people thinks I wihs I was brave like her :D

    I dont wanna loose you tonight your the only thing that mat­ters
    I dont wanna loose you this way just need your love

    2 times

    Loos­ing you will thing hard­est thing to do
    my heart is open like a open book but yours is closed

    I never thought it would be like this
    so hard to read you anymoree..!

    I dont want to loose you tonight your the
    Only thing that mat­ters I dont wanna loose you this way just need your love

    2 times

    Reme­ber long walks sandy beaches monlit swings to geather we were like a
    mirigle round going around in circles….!
    You sed weell all­ways be togeatherrr but you wernt tellin the truth you were tellin lies….!

    I dont wanna loose you tonight your the only thing that mat­ters
    I dont wanna loose you this way just need your love

    2 times

    Pick up the phone an give me a call and
    talk to me it shouldent have been like this
    I can take it no more….!

    I dont wanna loose you tonight your the only thing that mat­ters
    I dont wanna loose you this way just need your love

    3 times

    Posted by Matt at 10pm on 27.02.09

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