Things Found When Moving House
- Every Christmas card I was sent in the year 2001.
- 4 pairs of Levi’s jeans in a binbag.
- A large carrier bag full of badges, patches and pins.
- A full packet of Benson & Hedges with the word ‘Twat’ written on it.
- That black suit I never wear turned out to be two black suits I never wear.
- Two Polaroid photograhs I don’t remember taking, but that I rather wish I did remember taking.
- A single Polaroid photograph I do remember taking, but that I rather wish I didn’t remember taking.
- A large packet of out-of-date Morphine-based painkillers.
- A towel marked ‘NHS PROPERTY’
- An asthma inhaler (I don’t have asthma).
- A small gift-wrapped box containing an amusing novelty clock.
- A t-shirt from Cream, the scally ultraclub.
- Two non-matching flip-flops.
- A single Prada sock.
- A cassette labelled ‘Banging Tunes (April 1992)’
- Two large tins of confit du canard.
- A small painting by the artist Oran Wishart.
Posted at 2pm on 10/12/04 by Jack Mottram to the misc. category.
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and your driving licence?…….
Posted by bobby at 8am on 17.12.04
No such luck. Though I’m assuming it’s inside one of the hundreds of envelopes with ‘Important Stuff’ or ‘Keep’ on it - have barely begun to unpack, but will be keeping an eye out for it!
Posted by Jack Mottram at 2pm on 17.12.04