Submit Response is a weblog by Jack Mottram, a Things Found When Moving House
- Every Christmas card I was sent in the year 2001.
- 4 pairs of Levi’s jeans in a binbag.
- A large carrier bag full of badges, patches and pins.
- A full packet of Benson & Hedges with the word ‘Twat’ written on it.
- That black suit I never wear turned out to be two black suits I never wear.
- Two Polaroid photograhs I don’t remember taking, but that I rather wish I did remember taking.
- A single Polaroid photograph I do remember taking, but that I rather wish I didn’t remember taking.
- A large packet of out-of-date Morphine-based painkillers.
- A towel marked ‘NHS PROPERTY’
- An asthma inhaler (I don’t have asthma).
- A small gift-wrapped box containing an amusing novelty clock.
- A t-shirt from Cream, the scally ultraclub.
- Two non-matching flip-flops.
- A single Prada sock.
- A cassette labelled ‘Banging Tunes (April 1992)’
- Two large tins of confit du canard.
- A small painting by the artist Oran Wishart.
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and your driving licence?…….
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No such luck. Though I’m assuming it’s inside one of the hundreds of envelopes with ‘Important Stuff’ or ‘Keep’ on it - have barely begun to unpack, but will be keeping an eye out for it!
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