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Submit Response is a weblog by Jack Mottram, a journalist who lives in Glasgow, Scotland. There are 1288 posts in the archives. You can subscribe to a feed. This post was made on November 3, 2003 and belongs in the places category. The previous post was New Glasses, and the next post is Diamanda 1, Beyoncé 0.

The Trees Restaurant

The sign over the door of the Trees Restaurant

The Trees Restaurant might well be the best place in Glasgow. Not the best restaurant, mind, the best place. I go there quite often, always on my own. It’s hidden away somewhere in the city centre, accessible via an anonymous doorway on the street, which leads to three flights of steep stairs. It’s only when you get to the top that you see the sign for the restaurant. During the day, the menu offers one thing: a cooked breakfast. For £1, you can get sausage, egg and a potato scone. And a cup of tea thrown in, if the waitress likes the cut of your jib. All the other customers are pensioners and the waitresses know them all by name. I look forward to the day, sometime in 2030 I suppose, when the waitresses will call me Mr. Mottram. At the moment they all just call me ‘son.’

The sign over the door of the Trees Restaurant

Anyway, when I first happened upon the Trees Restaurant, in 1997 or thereabouts, there was an old lady sitting sternly at the till by the door, next to a black-framed photograph of her late husband. She never said anything except the price owed by a departing customer, but I rather got the impression that she was a kind old lady, if a little intimidating.

When I went in this morning, the old lady and her photograph were gone, but her daughter was manning the till.

Posted at 2pm on 03/11/03 by Jack Mottram to the places category.
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  1. Sounds interesting enough. Where can we find this restaurant in the city centre?

    Posted by GaryF at 10am on 04.11.03

  2. It’s on Union Street. I was vaguely attempting to keep it a mystery, but then noticed that the address is on the sign reproduced above.

    If I walk in there the next time to see a load of young folk tapping away at their Powerbooks, I shall be forced to kill myself.

    Posted by Jack Mottram at 12pm on 05.11.03

  3. Union street? It must be pretty well camouflaged. I’m on Union Street daily and I’ve never seen it. Must pop in soon.

    Posted by Gary F at 1pm on 05.11.03

  4. my cousin Vicky managed Trees for years , until recently in fact ..i worked there for a while in 94/95 n never have i seen acrew so fussy about the food , service n standards .. i used to watch the boss then Sergio , check every bit of fish for bones , so it well earns it’s rep …it’s agood wee place for those in the know …so enjoy xx

    Posted by elizabeth harte at 8pm on 12.02.07

  5. I passed today &remembered i used to get dragged along with my ma, back in the fifties, Q. when did this fab wee place first open?

    Posted by Dan Gibson at 12am on 01.12.07

  6. Do they still do a breakfast for £1 and how did the restaurant get its name, the trees,

    Posted by Dave at 6pm on 13.01.08

  7. I remember my gran taking me there when I was just a wee “Yankee” spending the summer with her in Scotland, back in 1973. We spent the day together, taking a city bus tour, going out to the Green and Kelvingrove, then finally back to Union Street to get the train to Hamilton, then by bus to High Blantyre. But first, we had oor tea at The Trees.

    Gran worked as a matron at the Central Hotel for many, many years, and sometimes she and the lassies frae the Central would have their tea at The Trees. She though it was special to bring me there.

    The meal was “Braised Beef” with mash and peas. I still remember that afternoon well. Thanks for reminding me.

    Posted by Steve McGuire at 2pm on 23.01.08

  8. I have known about this little gem for years. My gran takes me. My grans mother went as well. Good old fashioned food. Mmmm.

    Posted by Darryl Stuart at 9pm on 05.03.08

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