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British readers, it is your duty to vote for Pete Burns in tonight’s poll to crown the champion of Celebrity Big Brother.
Consider the alternatives: a not wholly unpleasant, well-dressed and handsome young man, a not wholly unpleasant, vaguely pretty young woman with learning difficulties, a sad, alarmingly unfunny old man, some lad from a novelty hip-hop act and a woman who appears to have had her personality surgically removed in exchange for a grisly pair of tits.
Then, consider Pete Burns: a post-human vision of beauty and terror, a living sculpture, inarguably the greatest living Englishman.
Update: A sad day indeed, but I suppose that Pete Burns was doomed to fail, too beautiful to be accepted by a jealous public. And it is at least some consolation that that public found it in their hearts to award the prize to a poor, brave retarded child.
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Voted last night. He’s from the Wirral anyway, so we would vote for him, would’nt we?
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He’s gawjuss - can’t believe he didn’t win
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Here, Here!!
Petes Amazing, A Complete Legend, Until Big Brother I Didn’t Know That A Man Could Be So Pretty. Im A 15 Year Old Girl, And Think That Hes A Complete Legend. He Should Have Won By Miles. -
pete should have won by miles, people who dont agree are jelous of his clothes (they are gorge) and his intelligence
he should hav won by milesxxxxxfrom katie 14.
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he ashould hae won hes the most amazingly funny and hot woman thats not really a woman im 14 and think hes gorgous and im only 14 the best most funny guy ever to enter the world
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i voted for him hes gorgous and outragously cool and funny the bes woman that isint really a womkan youll ever see i think hes gorgus and im 14 hes ltimitly the collest guy o the planet
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yea, i agree wiv u david xxxxx
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pete you are the best i like you the way you are.
all the best lost of love james xx -
kool kat
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