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In the interests of earning a sizeable wodge of gelt doing what I love best, I will be reviewing a large number of Glasgow’s many bars in the near future.
Should anyone I know wish to accompany me on this Herculean endeavour, see this calendar for the proposed schedule. Homosexualists are particluarly welcome during the first few days. Conversely, a shiny shirt, aggressive masculinity and a working knowledge of sectarian football songs are the required accessories on the later stages.
If the pleasure of my scintillating company is not enough reason to join the cruise, I should point out that I will be making it painfully obvious that I am a secret reviewer in the interest of blagging as much booze as is humanly possible.
It’s a hard life, eh?
Oh, and if the chap who sent me an ever-so-slightly sinister email wondering if I was the t610 user he spotted in Stravaigin is reading, do feel free to pop along say hello at some point. Unless, of course, you are indeed a serial killer.
oh dear.
where we having brunch at at the weekend then? Can I review the food? Oh, no, I can do that already can’t I? No choices for fussy vegan bastards. Oh well, never mind.
Posted by Donna at 1pm on 03.09.03
jack
please don’t get your sartorial signature the wrong way round or you may be cut dead on the first half of your tour and cut open on the second half.
bobby
Posted by bobby at 9am on 04.09.03
Bob ‘Oscar Wilde’ Mottram strikes!
Posted by Jack at 3pm on 04.09.03