Abuse From Conz!

if you came here today via the wonderful disturbing search requests, my humble apologies. on closer inspection of the logs, somebody naughty is deliberately working out odd searches that will lead here to mess with my pathetic fascination with site statistics. it must have taken bloody ages to find ones that work, so full marks for effort. most were thoroughly believable, but the latest one - see mottram wiggling his little vole and make infants excited - gave the game away (and made me laugh so much i started retching). yikes - they’re doing it right now! time for a bit of snooping, so i can exact a suitable form of revenge…

p.s. this is the last post ever about stats. promise. i am fully aware of how dull they are. oh, and you can comment on posts now, should you wish to do so. can’t think why you would, really, but feel free… many thanks to yaccs for providing the service.

turns out it was c0nz of c0nz pop fame. the man is clearly a google savant… here are his latest efforts:

1. bored nasty bint looking for swanky person to harm kids and eat
2. see billy idol nestle in ten year olds mucky crack
3. google search: picture of jack +and leon checking mingo-go blasting shampoo
4. google search: look at mingo-go piss on ugly ten year olds at optimo
5. google search: jack and leon object to mucky colon spray in headphones
6. google search: leon needs to spray his kazoo shampoo into soiled colon

Posted at 6pm on 21/01/02 by Jack Mottram to the web category.
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